Every
step required for preparing an excellent
progressive rock/metal dinner is demonstrated
and explained thoroughly below.
First of all the
ingredients we shall need:
3 lbs of heavy riffs
3 lbs of classic '70s progressive
4 cups of melodic, passionate or occasionally
hypnotic vocals
4 cups filled with drums of superb
quality (Mike Portnoy’s label)
4 cups of turbulent or serene keyboards
(Neal Morse’s label)
3 cups full of harmonies
4 cups of astonishing guitar solos
(Paul Gilbert’s label)
2 cups of refrains made to be memorable
3 tbsp acoustic flamenco guitar with
Caribbean spices
2 tsp soundscapes in order to acquire
an attractive appearance
To garnish use a
red chilli flower on top of a divine
inspiration.
Mix together all
the ingredients carefully in an album.
Put the CD into your CD player for
about 75 min. Remove from the CD player,
leave to cool until ready to serve.
Next step is to invite your closest
friends to enjoy it. They will be
grateful to you and you’ll be
praised by them.
A gourmet's paradise.
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